OK, you've found my web page. You must not have much to do, or any kind of a real life if all you've got to do is hunt for the web page of someone that you probably don't even know. Boy, and I thought I was a loser.

My guess is that someone (probably me) told you that you would find this really cool site here, or maybe you were looking for pictures of naked women (or naked men, hey it�s the 90's you can be anyway you want to be). Well I guess the joke's on you, this page is, by Internet standards, not all that cool or interesting, in fact, if you were having to pay to see this page (and I'm working on that!) you'd probably think you wasted your money.

Anyway, if you're here and you got a few more minutes to waste you can check out the links below, or just sit here, mesmerized by the awesomeness of my page, dazzled by the brilliance of it's design, hypnotized by it's inspired conception� or you can just click on "back" and get out of here while you still can, it's up to you.

No, not like sausage links, or ape-like missing links, you know, hypertext links to some other really dumb or useless pages that you probably really don't care to see, but I bet your curiosity wont let you leave without clicking on them.

Wow, this page has been visited times. What does that say about our society?